The Adventures of Cucumber & Pickles: EP 14 Nothing like Sparerib

1 October 2024

It picks up where Pickles and Kevyn were taking photos of the Tropical Bay ravine for more scenery at that location while Cucumber is taking some time alone from Pickles after he apologized to her. Cucumber is focusing on relaxing with her little sister Zucchini. After Pickles fell off a cliff not too high up, Pickles Pushes the rock that was blocking the top view.

Kevyn: There you go Pickles!
Pickles: Now help me get out of here!!
Kevyn: Hang on, Buddy! I'll go get help right away!
Pickles: Kevyn!! Wait!! God dammit!

Pickles tries to find a way up to the ravine top but he struggles and is too scared to climb up because he doesn't really like heights.. much. So Pickles decides to motivate himself by thinking about Cucumber wearing nothing and decides to climb up by himself without looking down making him feel less scared. Finally, Pickles made it to where they entered the ravine successfully..

Pickles: Good god! I'm never climbing those damn ravines again! It's too high! At least I made it.. alive.. But Kevyn's porky ass took too long to find some help.

Pickles stands back up on his feet and hollers for Kevyn

Pickles: Kevyn! Kevyn?! Where are you? I made it back up!

He comes out of the cave looking for Kevyn but he is nowhere to be seen.

Pickles: Kevyn!! Where the fuck are you?! God dammit, Answer me!!

Pickles comes running nervously to the parking lot and looks to see if Kevyn is in his car but, His car is gone meaning that he left to get help from someone he knows maybe.

Pickles: Ohhh where did he go..

Pickles searches more places around the cave and parking lot until he heard a big crash. 

Pickles: What was that?!

Just to his surprise, a tire rolls over to him and runs over his foot

Pickles: OWWW!! MOTHER.. FUCKER!!

He looks at the tire and he of course, recognizes the tire. It's Kevyn's car tire and he gets very nervous and worried and said "Oh god no.. Some bastard must've blown up Kevyn's car..". He runs down the street to try and know where the tire rolled from.

Pickles: Kevyn!! Are you okay?!

As Pickles is running down the sidewalk to try and find Kevyn, Cucumber & Zucchini see Pickles running and they follow him. 

Cucumber: Pickles! What's going on?
Pickles: Kevyn's gone! And his tire rolled down and.. I think someone blew his car up!
Cucumber: Oh dear.. 

Pickles continues searching for Kevyn hollering for his name, Cucumber & Zucchini does the same.

The three runs down the street and just to Pickles' shock, The car that crashed was Kevyn's car and of course, Kevyn in it. Kevyn was in the front seat while the car is totaled.

Pickles tries to run to the accident but the guard stops him and asks if he needs to be there.

Guard: Hold it right there, sir. Do you really need to be near that vehicle?
Pickles: (Nervously speaking) Yes! Please! I need to see if Kevyn's alright!
Guard: Well, Unfortunetly, Kevyn is hurt too badly and.. He lost so much blood and... he didn't make it.
Pickles: *Gasps out loud* No... No..! NOOO!! (Runs to Kevyn's body and he starts crying and cradling on his body)

As Cucumber heard about what happened with Kevyn, She began to put her hands on her face and starts sobbing badly.

Cucumber: Kevyn..! Who did this to yoohoohoohoohoo! *Sobbing hard*
Pickles: Kevyn.. was like a brother to me.. *Sniff* We were inseperable... And now.. he's gone.. *Sob*

Zucchini is traumatized not knowing what to do so she starts to cry too while she's close to her older sister.

Cucumber: Oh my god I never expected our best fan to die in a car crash! *Sobbing*
Zucchini: I'm scared.. Kevyn was a good guy.. *Sniffling, whimpering and shaking in fear*
Cucumber: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS... OH MY GOD... THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!! *Sobbing*

While Cucumber, Zucchini and Pickles all mourn to Kevyn's dead body, Editor Eddie unexpectedly shows up for his lunch break to tell the photographers how sorry he feels for the loss of a VIP fan and puts his face down with sadness.

Pickles: Editor Eddie! Oh god I'm so glad to see you..
Editor Eddie: Cucumber, Pickles.. I am SO sorry for a tragic loss of your's.. But.. Kevyn's in a happy place now..
Pickles: *Sniff* Right..
Cucumber: I thought this trip would go well.. but.. *Sniff* No..
Editor Eddie: It's okay to feel sad Cucumber... Your assistant is devastated too... I think he was close to Kevyn a lot. He really needs someone to embrace with.
Pickles: I do.. I need to hug that photographer..

Pickles then starts hugging Cucumber somberly and sorrowful and they both cry while they hug each other. One fact remain unchanged, Kevyn Sparerib.. is dead. He's in a happy place seeing the others he loved including his dead wife.

Several days later, a funeral was held and the daily veggie was closed so the everyone can attend the services including the VIP fans. Everyone shared their memories of Kevyn Sparerib and the most touching part was  Cucumber & Pickles' speech about all the adventures Kevyn tagged along with. 

Sad music plays while everyone has their heads down while some are crying. Editor Eddie comes up to give a speech about Kevyn saying:

Editor Eddie: Kevyn Sparerib was born on September 29th, 1961. He passed away on October 1st, 2024 in Tropical Bay from a severe traffic collision. He will be missed by the famous travel photographers Cucumber & Pickles and will understand that he's now in a better place and will be in everyone's hearts including Cucumber & Pickles'.

The crowd was very pleased about Editor Eddie's speech while Cucumber is hugging Zucchini in sorrow. Editor Eddie then asks Cucumber to come up and say a few words about Kevyn and so she did.

Cucumber: Kevyn was a good friend of mine and Pickles... We saw him as a supporter of the two of us since 2009.. He was a big fan of us and we went to so many fun places together... we especially went to restaurants with him...  He saved my sister when she was in danger... He meant so much to us and we did so much together.... He'll be missed... Forever...... *sniff*
Editor Eddie: Wonderful, Now.. Pickles? Wanna come up?

Pickles: (He then comes up and does a speech in sorrow) Kevyn Sparerib.. the most caring, compassionate, swine from Canada.. Was like a brother to me.. I never expected this nor want this to happen.. But I hope whatever caused this.. sniff would have justice.. And while he lays in his coffin.. He's smiling as he's in a happy place now.. He won't be forgotten..
Editor Eddie: Well done, well done. Thank you all for coming and sharing the memory for Mr. Sparerib.

Colette decides to come up and do a speech along with Geoff, Jonathan, Alexi, & Michelle. They were all touching and emotional of course because they all loved Kevyn Sparerib and cared a lot about him.

After everyone shared a speech about Kevyn, Cucumber, Pickles, Editor Eddie, Zucchini including some of the VIP fans all carry the coffin Kevyn is laying in to the morgue where Kevyn shall be cremated so his close ones can have pieces of his ashes to be kept for remebering him. 

After the funeral was over, everyone walked out of the place so they can go home while the mortuary prepares to cremate Kevyn. Pickles is still sad but not as sad as he was when he saw Kevyn's dead body but still sighed in sorrow.

Editor Eddie: Now Cucumber, I promise I'll find a nice urn for you guys so his remains of his ashes will be in it.
Cucumber: Thanks Editor Eddie.
Zucchini: Are you the croc I heard so much about?
Editor Eddie: Yes I am, young lady. I'm Editor Eddie. And you must be.. Zucchini.
Zucchini: It's so nice to meet you.
Pickles: What can we do now?
Editor Eddie: I will give you two time off of photography for a few days so that way you can fix your mental health.
Pickles: Thanks, Editor Eddie.
Cucumber: Yeah, thanks.. The death of Kevyn is gonna be so hard to cape..
Editor Eddie: Not so fast! Did you two take pictures of Tropical Bay?
Cucumber: Yeah..

Cucumber & Pickles shows him the pictures taken of Tropical Bay and Editor Eddie is impressed and decides to let the two photographers have their time off for a few days.

Cucumber: Pickles? Are you okay?
Pickles: I'm fine I guess.. I'm traumatized though.
Zucchini: You're not alone.. I'm traumatized too because, car crashes scare me to death. 
Pickles: I have the same reason as you and an addition to it, Kevyn was my best friend. We were very close.
Zucchini: I know how you feel.. I liked Kevyn too..
Pickles: Maybe we should.. stay at Tropical Bay for a few more nights.
Cucumber: I hope no one else gets in a car crash..
Pickles: Trust me, It's just Kevyn who crashed. This time, the rest of our trip will be good. Let's go to that bar in Tropical Bay.

The three head off to the Tropical Bay pub for drinks to wash their sorrows away. Cucumber orders 3 pints of Sex on the beach and the bartender makes their cocktails and serves them the drinks.

Pickles: Not gonna lie, This cocktail looks really good.
Cucumber: True.
Zucchini: Alcohol should hopefully.. Uhh.. I dunno..
Pickles: To honor Kevyn Sparerib..

The 3 clinks their drinks together and starts chugging em drinking them all. After they drank their Sex on the beach dry, The 3 are very plastered and dizzy. In Zucchini's drunken stuper, She begins slurring her words by saying made up things.

Zucchini: *Slurring* Imagine putting Q tips up someone's booty hole to do a cleaning.. and.. *hic* father might've shown his tipples to his entire FUCKING FAMILY AND THE WHOLE TOWN *hic* AND TWISTED HIS TIPPLES AND BALLS WHILE HE MASTURBATES!! *hic* AND ALL PEOPLE HAD- *Vomits*
Pickles: Awww ewww!!
Cucumber: Geez, sis! You okay?
Zucchini: I feel funny.
Cucumber: Same.. Let's just.. get back in that hotel..
Zucchini: And I'll *hic* Go to my hotel room.
Pickles: Good idea.

The End




